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Caught in a Lie
Ninth grade was the worst year I
ever had in school. The first two years at West Geauga Junior
High School had been OK. I had played sports. Got decent grades.
Had some fun. But for some reason things went badly in ninth
grade.
It started with Jodi, an angel who had made
an amazing transformation over the summer. I fell for her
hard, but she was dating another guy. I got cut from the basketball
team. I wasn’t invited to Jean Bobik’s party,
the one all the cool people were going to. And my family was
being uprooted, moving to Chicago.
Maybe I should have foreseen all this considering
what happened on the second day of school in my science class.
I don’t remember what kind of science
it was. But I do remember my introduction to the embarrassment
tactics of the teacher, Mr. Smith (name changed to protect
the guilty).
On that second day of class, he asked us
for our homework. I hadn’t done it. As the other kids
turned their work in, Mr. Smith noticed I hadn’t. He
said, “Do you have your homework?”
“No,” I said. “I left
it at home.”
So, Mr. Smith pulls a little notepad and
pen out of his shirt pocket.
“Why don’t you give me your
home phone number and I’ll give your mother a call,”
he continued. “I’ll have her read it for me.”
At that time I was wishing my mom had been
one of those liberated women who could have provided me an
excuse by being at work. But she was a stay-at-home mom, so
I had to figure out another lie.
“I don’t think she’ll
be able to find it. My desk is pretty messy.” I was
shoveling it pretty heavy by now.
“Oh, I’m sure she’ll be
able to find it. So, what’s the number?” His pen
was poised over the notepad.
I don’t remember what happened next.
I think I started getting teary-eyed in embarrassment. I didn’t
actually cry, but I could have if it wouldn’t have meant
having to immediately drop out of school.
Mr. Smith relented in his attack. He finally
said, “You didn’t do your homework, did you?”
I think I croaked out a “Yes.”
The immediate incident was over but not the embarrassment.
I was taunted mercilessly by a couple of bullies who were
on the football team with me. But I finally redeemed the situation
15 years later.
Some friends and I went to a improv comedy
club in Denver. The emcee asked for a situation that you wished
could be redeemed. I volunteered my sad story with Mr. Smith
and my science class.
So the improv players performed a very funny
skit with my story as fodder for laughs. In some sort of mystical
miracle, the Mr. Smith character got on the phone to my mother’s
character and said, “Hello, Phyllis, Dave’s mom?”
(which was really my mom’s name).
Anyway, the story was resolved by my mom
faxing my homework to Mr. Smith and all the kids dancing mockingly
around Mr. Smith.
If only that were true. We can’t change
the past. We can’t change the things we’ve done
and the things that have been done to us. But we can change
what we do in the present and the future, as well as grow
in our perspective on the things that have happened in the
past. Mr. Smith, wherever you are, I’m almost over the
pain—almost.
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Dave Carlson is the owner of Green Chair Marketing Group, a boutique marketing
firm specializing in developing comprehensive marketing plans focusing on Internet
strategies to help businesses succeed. He can be reached at 720-922-3124. See
his Web site at www.GreenChair.net.
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